Trial by Celluloid



To:  The Director & Scriptwriter for Chandni Chowk to China


Honorable Mr.Nikhil Advani & Mr.Sridhar Raghavan,

This is regarding the travesty that hit a cinema screen near us on the 16th of January. This is regarding the two and a half hours that I would have rather spent shovelling cow dung. This is regarding my ears that bled on hearing Mr.Kumar yell "Mere Akhrot!!" on being kicked in the nuts. This is regarding the eyes I gouged out on seeing Ranvir Shorey in that ridiculous wig. This is regarding the brain haemorrhage I had trying to follow the inane script. This is regarding the insult to Newton in the scene with the flying umbrella.

In this petition, I have but one request. Please spare us the misery and ignominy of having to sit through Chandi Chowk to Africa as hinted to us at the end of CC2C. And just to be sure, could you kill yourselves to ensure that the sequel is never made. 

Concerned citizens of Chandni Chowk, China & anywhere where intelligence may reside  

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

And that was Blog No.2

2 comments:

But why the hell did you watch it man ? Why ? What made you mate ? I thought you did not go for crap like that . I thought you could smell it off from a distance , if you know why . ;)

January 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM  

Feel sorry for you bro.

Thankfully I did not and will not repeat your mistake!

February 2, 2009 at 4:46 AM  

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